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Saturday 27 April 2013

you know your obsessed with harry potter when...

                                               

-you know you can never have read enough of harry potter!
-you often call the teacher you hate umbridge.
-you learnt how to knit so you can knit yourself a weasley jumper.
-you also learnt how to knit so you can knit house-elf hats(wooly bladders)
-you try everyday to get people to move in pictures.
-nobody will watch a harry potter movie with you,cause you quote the whole movie.
-you made your parents read harry potter(or tried)
-you call the most boring teacher in your scool "professor binns"
-you go to the zoo and try to speak to the snakes there while making low hissing noises.
-your bedroom mirror is called 'the mirror of erised'
-you choke up on the word 'always'
-you go'hey trevor!' everytime you see a frog.
-you've watched avpm/avps/avpsy atleast 10 times and know the songs by heart.
-you own each and every harry potter book and movie there is.
-you own quidditch through the ages,tales of beedle the bard and fantastic beasts and where to find them.
-you insult twilight any and every chance you get!
-you try and fake a british accent all the time.
-you scream ' SIRIUS BLACK I KNEW YOU WEREN'T DEAD!' and drop whatever your holding EVERY TIME you see a big black dog on the road.
-You believe that the owl who was supposed to bring you your letter from hogwarts is currently caught up in a storm and will be arriving very soon.
-you stare curiously at and black cat as if expecting it to turn into proff. mcgonagall.
-you are an active member of pottermore.
-you are spend hours at a strech reading harry potter fanfictions,and have written some yourself.
-you proceed to call anyone who hates harry potter an ignorent mudblood.
-you have a picture of your favourite harry potter charachter under your pillow and you kiss it goodnight every day before sleeping.
-rupert grint,daniel radcliff and emma watson are your idols.
-they arent my exams!they are my O.W.Ls!!!
-you say lumos when you want to switch on the light,accio when you want to summon something and alohomora when you need to shut the door.
-you choose a snowy white owl over an iphone 5 for your birthday gift.
-you wish your dog would grow two more heads.
-you go to random inns and pubs tapping brick walls with your umbrella, wishing diagon alley would reveal itself to you.
-you own a wooden stick,which you've done paper mashe over and now you call it your wand.
-you intend on marrying a weasley.
-you tried running into a wall at the station.
-any train is the hogwarts express.
-your life long ambition is to stay in a burrow.
-you try to get the shopkeeper to accept galleons,sickles and knuts rather that ant other currency.

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